Where can I buy my very own barrel of $75 crude oil?

Since a barrel of oil is at a bargain price at the moment, I would like to buy myself a barrel. Oil cocktails all round!Where can I buy my very own barrel of $75 crude oil?
I have over 20,000 barrels of the stuff and am currently trading at a breathtaking $62.00 a barrel.Where can I buy my very own barrel of $75 crude oil?
CAN NOT BE DONE, first you are not a owner of a company like exxon mobile or bp, your not buying millions of barriers a day to get it for 75 dollars. second even if you get it for 75 you can not use it because crude oil have to be refined first to be used. to but it simple you CAN NOT BUY ONE SORRY DUDE. I HOPE I WAS HELPFUL.
You can buy such a barrel - although normally orders run into the millions. Unfortunately, brokerage fees will dramatically raise the cost of your barrel (as in, into the thousands) and it won't be delivered immediately, because you haven't bought a barrel, just a future.
Go east.
hah good one
look in your backyard maybe you could find some there too!